speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

Dude I WRITE smut on the bus but writing fluff I do in private because I just start giggling

me in P.E.
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks i give
corkyrooroo:

Steve, that’s not ok.

Classic Steve

corkyrooroo:

Steve, that’s not ok.

Classic Steve

planet-kali:

gabysetfiretodan:

howell-the-owl:

i wonder if even half of  the people who reblogged this even know who this is

Probably not. But we know who this great man is.

thats truly unfortunate. theyre really missing out smh  

planet-kali:

gabysetfiretodan:

howell-the-owl:

i wonder if even half of  the people who reblogged this even know who this is

Probably not. But we know who this great man is.

thats truly unfortunate. theyre really missing out smh  

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

The disco ball is just hanging by a thread
phans-oreo-lovechild:

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

found Dan Howells secret blog 

phans-oreo-lovechild:

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

found Dan Howells secret blog 

I see you Dan

I see you Dan

Words to live by right there

Words to live by right there

omg trove i know you probably won't see this but i just wanted to say we're all so proud of you and can't wait to see what you'll do in the future <333
Anonymous

troylerrocksmyworld:

right troye you definitely don’t sing

mashtonnvevo:

I just had to explain what a hashtag was to my mom…:

hun I just finished explaining the difference between twitter and tumblr to my mother.. we all got problems

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

women know what time of month they get their period if it’s at all regular and wedding dates are planned months if not years ahead of time so a woman should know if they will have their period that day or not

troyequiff:

tyleroakley:

dracomalfoyisabamff:

DAY.MADE

“I could’ve turned him into a dog, hmmm. Or a stone hehehe, OR A CHAIR *hysterical laughter*”

Omg… I can’t even. Omg, tears. This… jkadfskggf; brb, dying.
TYLER, I FUCKING LOVE YOU<3

THANKS BOO!

THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE FORGOTTEN

if he ever privates this I have it downloaded to my computer just saying

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.